Hello again kids!

Today we're going to learn to properly pronounce another word which many people can't seem to figure out.

Today's word is: jewelry

Seems like a fairly simple word, doesn't it? Yet many, many people like to add letters where they don't belong, and we end up with something like jewllery. Why does this happen? I have no idea.

Let's break this word down, shall we? The word has three syllables, "jew-el-ry". The morons who can't pronounce it like to change the syllables as such "jew-ler-y". As you can see kids, they're quite different.

So kids, don't be a fucktard, learn to speak properly!

See ya next time!

Revenant

Hello kids, and welcome to Learning to Speak.

To we're going to learn how to pronounce the word realtor. Doesn't look like a difficult word, does it kids. But you'd be surprised how many supposedly intelligent adults simply can't seem to handle it.

First, let's break the word down into it's two syllables, "real" and "tor". As we can easily see, there is only one "a" in the word realtor, yet many people pronounce it real-a-tor. Why would they do this? Are they stupid? Uncle Revenant thinks so, that, or they're apathetic and don't care to communicate properly, which means they're selfish.

So, don't be stupid or selfish, kids. Learn how to pronounce words properly, no matter what supposedly intelligent adults say.

That's all for now kids! Don't be stupid!

Revenant