The Padded Cell

Hello kids, and welcome to Learning to Speak.

To we're going to learn how to pronounce the word realtor. Doesn't look like a difficult word, does it kids. But you'd be surprised how many supposedly intelligent adults simply can't seem to handle it.

First, let's break the word down into it's two syllables, "real" and "tor". As we can easily see, there is only one "a" in the word realtor, yet many people pronounce it real-a-tor. Why would they do this? Are they stupid? Uncle Revenant thinks so, that, or they're apathetic and don't care to communicate properly, which means they're selfish.

So, don't be stupid or selfish, kids. Learn how to pronounce words properly, no matter what supposedly intelligent adults say.

That's all for now kids! Don't be stupid!

Revenant